SHORT & SWEET
You hold a Bachelor of Science. Shouldn’t you be in a lab, dissecting frogs? I weighed up anaesthetisingan lab rats or interviewingint HughHu Jackman. Hugh won. Your name has an unusual spelling. It must have been a trap for substitute teachers back in the day… And when I was a travel reporter, Americans would call me “Corgi”, as in the dog. I didn’t correct them. TV make-up is pretty heavyduty. Ever had to run into Coles with a full face? There have been raised eyebrows at school pick-up after a photo shoot – it’s not the best way to endear yourself. For your daughter, is Mum being on the telly a huge deal or an epic snooze? She thinks Mum laughing like a hyena on The Project desk is normal. Could you get us a tape of the show’s Matt Damon episode? For, um, personal use? Sorry, my copy is on its last legs from the number of burns I have done from it. Gorgi regularly co-hosts The Project, 6.30pm weeknights, on Network Ten.