SAFE HAVEN ( M)
★★ ANOTHER terminal torrent of tragi- romantic treacle to gush from the pen of author Nicholas Sparks. Julianne Hough plays Katie, a secretive woman who has fled a dark secret from her past. After dyeing her hair blonde, Katie starts a new life in a cute seaside hamlet where she notso- secretly falls in love with a cute widowed dreamboat ( Josh Duhamel). What is the secret? Will the dreamboat float away when he finds out? Fair questions. The answers just might matter to those who want something to stare, sigh and occasionally giggle at. Everyone else should metaphorically dye their hair blonde and move to another town until this has finished its run in cinemas.
Now showing Village Cinemas