PENSIONERS BEHIND BARS
This isn’t pensioners shoplifting because they can’t afford their next meal. These guys are career criminals – senior citizen drug dealers, embezzlers, fraudsters and brothel madams. It’s all part of a “grey crime- wave” sweeping the UK, where people aged 60 or older are apparently the fastestgrowing group inside British jails. Anthony, 67, faked his own death but left his own fingerprints on the death certificate, while Adele maintains her brothel empire developed only because she wanted to work from home as a masseuse. Age hasn’t made them any wiser with their excuses.