JOK­ING AROUND

Sunday Tasmanian - Tassie Living - - TASTE -

AN OLD guy strolls into his lo­cal bot­tleshop one evening, chooses a bot­tle of wine and walks up to the counter. “Ex­cel­lent choice, sir. That’ll be a mag­nifi cent drop in a few years,” says the young, en­thu­si­atic em­ployee at the reg­is­ter. “Son,” replies the old man, “at my age, you don’t even buy green ba­nanas.”

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