YOU’VE got to feel for Jay ( Ed O’Neill, pictured) as head of the Pritchett family with all of their hilarious neuroses oses and entertaining wrinkles. But really, after this long wrangling the whole mad mob, you’d think he’d know ow that even the simplest of plans always go hilariously y pear- shaped. Tonight, all he wants is to ditch the kids ds and grandkids to have the perfect night out with the e adults of the family. He’s called in favours to book the he hottest restaurant in town. What could possibly go wrong? Turns out, everything.