PATCHY laughs tonight. Sabrina’s ( Shannon Woodward) squid ink pizza goes down poorly, so Virginia ( Martha Plimpton) gives her a few cooking tips. But it’s not long ( less than a minute) before the student has become the master, leading to a cookoff at the local county fair. With family harmony at stake over the result, Burt’s Mom ( Shirley Jones) is called in to ensure neither can win. Meanwhile, Maw Maw ( Cloris Leachman) is stocking up on steroids to beat the carnie at his own game.