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THERE’S cause for excitement when you hear Britney is on her way to have a tattoo “disasterpiece” turned into a masterpiece. Alas, it’s not the Britney we were hoping it would be. This Britney is desperate for artist Gus to do something to disguise the tatt that reminds her every day how her ex- boyfriend ruined her 18th birthday with this special gift. Britney’s now a pre- school teacher and the tattoo on her leg is so grotesque it’s scaring the kids.