MEET THE SPARTANS
9.30PM, GO! ★
Put your gag refl ex to the ultimate test for the worst spoof fl ick ever. The rocket scientists responsible for this no- brow groan- fest believe there’s an entire film’s worth of jokes in simply pointing out ( via references to former hit movie 300) the ancient Greeks were kind of gay. An encyclopedia entry on the subject would have better punchlines than the dire drivel served up here.