Sunday Territorian

What’s the deal?

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NEW Year’s resolution­s just make you feel crap.

It’s January 14, we’re two weeks in – how much longer do we have to pretend we’re going to keep up with the goals we set ourselves at midnight?

When can the gym going stop, the chocolate reappear in the fridge and the money start being spent again?

We’ve never kept the resolution­s in the past, what’s the official date we’re allowed to openly admit we failed? Maybe next year’s resolution should be to make none, that way we might finally have one we achieve.

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