Dear Jonathan, I was seeing a Sagittarian. A month ago he ended things because he liked someone else and didn’t want to string me along. I messaged him last week. Since then he has been adding smiley faces at the end of his messages. I don’t know if he likes me again. I asked if he wants to catch up one day. He didn’t reply but then he liked my Instagram photo. Jess
Dear Jess, Capricorn/Sagittarius is not the easiest relationship to sustain. Stay just out of reach but friendly. You need to play a long game here.
ARIES MAR 21–APR 20
Are all weeks created equal? Are all people? Such philosophical questions, with intense political overtones, can surely only be discussed by highly qualified people. I would not be so arrogant as to assume that my mere certificate in astrology gave me any right to make an authoritative statement. But if I were to venture a humble opinion, I might suggest that “equal” and “different” have distinctly separate meanings. This week, for you, is due to be special. Very special. It will yet bring events that gladden your heart. Are you ready for a brand-new month? Make September great! Call 1902 222 500.
TAURUS APR 21 – MAY 21
How are you supposed to push the boat out if you have no boat to push? Perhaps you can hang about by the landing stage hoping that a passing vessel will soon dock. If it does, you will be in a good position to push it back out again. Or you could decide to get proactive and create a big sign that says: “Boats. Feel free to stop here a while. We can help to push you back out!” I’m not really speaking in riddles. I’m just telling you that this week will yet bring a real reason to celebrate, especially if you strive to seek your fortune. Grab your chance to understand what’s happening. Make September great! Call 1902 222 500.
GEMINI MAY 22–JUN 22
Are you really reading this? Or are you dreaming? Your day, so far, may have seemed very real but do we not all, at times, have dreams that are deceptively convincing? We may even dream about pinching ourselves to see whether we are asleep or awake and in our slumber, we may imagine that we have applied such a test! Now, in case you are wondering what I’m driving at with all this, allow me to explain. It is not that you are due a wake-up call this week. It is more that you will soon see why you need no longer fear a fantasy. Your in-depth new September forecast has news you’ve got to hear! Call 1902 222 500.
CANCER JUN 23–JUL 23
“Where there’s life, there’s hope.” That’s what they say. They also say, “Where there’s a will, there’s a way.” What a lot of encouraging sayings they have. Though we may not know exactly who “they” are, we can genuinely rely on their maxims and mottos to provide us with at least a degree of insight and wisdom. That doesn’t mean that they are always right. I spend a lot of my time taking issue with some of their sayings. But with the two quotations above, I can find no fault. Remember them this week and expect wonderful progress. Make the most of September! Call 1902 222 500.
LEO JUL 24–AUG 23
We are not all the same. But that doesn’t mean that some of us are better or worse. We should never seek to score points, or to prove them. We should just appreciate the things that make each of us different and special. A unique combination of qualities define you. Regardless of what you may regret, you have every reason to be proud of who you are, who you have been and who you are going to be. This week, you will discover why being “just the way you are” has the potential to pay such a big dividend. In your new September forecast, I’ve got really helpful news for you. Call 1902 222 500.
VIRGO AUG 24–SEP 23
Regardless of what some folk may seem to think, the population does not divide into “losers” and “winners”. If there are any true losers, they must be the people who imagine that somehow it is possible to win! The very moment that we become too eager to compete, we sacrifice something so precious that no victory can compensate us for its loss. We give up our sense of perspective, of compassion, of empathy and of common humanity. In finding the strength to back down from a conflict this week, you become a real winner. Let me tell you more. Call 1902 222 500.
LIBRA SEP 24–OCT 23
Having discussed recently, the care you take over decisions, I must mention a less often acknowledged aspect of your character. When you want to be, when you need to be, when you intuitively feel that it is right to be, you can display all the classic characteristics of a firebrand. You can jump on to your moral high horse and make it gallop down the high street of cosy complacency. This week, you are on a rightful mission. Those who know what’s best for them, will get out of your way or better yet, join your posse! Want great news? Let me tell you what’s happening in September! Call 1902 222 500.
SCORPIO OCT 24–NOV 22
You know where to draw the line. You are, indeed, famous for your boundaries and barriers. Or should I say, notorious? You don’t do this, you won’t do that, these are the principles you stick to, those are the ethical codes from which you will not deviate. You take a hard line and those who try to persuade you otherwise, get a hard time. But there are some situations for which exceptions may need to be made on the grounds of compassion or extenuating circumstances. This week, your big concession may yet bring a big reward. Looking forward to September? You will be soon! Call 1902 222 500.
SAGITTARIUS NOV 23–DEC 21
You may think you know what you need to do this week, and where you need to go, and why you need to go there. Don’t be too surprised if a new development, almost as if from out of the blue, alters your perspective on a pressing situation. You probably won’t have to abandon plans but you may have to squeeze more into an already tight schedule as you now attempt to achieve the near impossible and rise to a brave challenge at the same time. It is a good job that you are made of stern stuff. You will do well. I have just recorded your heart-warming, September forecast. Call 1902 222 500.
CAPRICORN DEC 22–JAN 20
Do you feel as if you are edging towards a date with destiny? It is true, in one sense, that you are. But the phrase has an ominous overtone. There is nothing that you now need to be nervous of. It is more as if you have long known, in your heart of hearts, that something good would happen one day and that a problem would eventually be solved. You are fast approaching a time when you can transcend an old source of trouble and start to see your future in a more inspiring light. You will make impressive progress this week. It’s time to embrace the future. I’ll explain in your new forecast: 1902 222 500.
AQUARIUS JAN 21–FEB 19
Dramatic gestures don’t always need to be… dramatic! Indeed, as any thespian will confirm, there are times when “less is more”. A silent pause, for example, can be more powerful than the most eloquent soliloquy. Or think about the way that some film directors build suspense. They don’t show the thing that everybody is afraid of, they just show people getting ever more afraid of it! The art of suggestion is a highly effective tool and you may yet be able to use it, this week, to make a significant constructive impact. There’s a lot to look forward to in September. Let me tell you more: 1902 222 500.
PISCES FEB 20–MAR 20
Even the tidiest, most minimalistic, households have little corners of clutter in them somewhere. They can be hidden but they can’t be entirely eradicated. We all need somewhere to keep old keys and strange little widgets which might, one day, be essential for operating vital gadgets. Our minds, too, contain necessarily murky reserves of trivial titbits. We may not often have much use for these but once in a while, they can save a day. Prepare, this week, to be led to a triumph by a thing you didn’t know you knew! When you hear your September forecast things will change for the better. Call 1902 222 500.