LAUNDY’S ON THE LINE
THE member residing in the seat overlooking Reid, Craig Laundy, has given up on retaining his inner-west seat, having taken his inheritance and shipped his young family out of the more modest electorate to a mansion on the north shore.
When asked about his decision to flee on Sky News, Laundy shrugged it off. It created “a lot of laughter ... it’s not where you sleep, it’s where you live”.
Oh.Kay. And I know my people. Well, yup, you do, and you understand all too well they are slipping on their retro Asics to kick you to the curb, buddy. The Ferret isn’t the brightest animal on the ark, but that’s just dumb. But we know Laundy doesn’t actually care about politics anymore, so wot me worry? In the same interview, Laundy spent six minutes and 11 seconds of the 10 minute segment talking about his brother Stu Laundy on The Bachelorette, including during the full recap of what is frankly a horrible show, fondly reminiscing about how his bro has always been a spectacular groper of women. He then went on to talk about how he is really, really fond of Reid for 1min 50sec, then spent a full 3min 30sec on his responsibilities as the assistant industry minister. This is the bloke Turnbull wants to promote to Cabinet.