THE STYLE SERGEANT PASSES SENTENCE ON RED CARPET CRIMES
7/10 SHANINA SHAIK
amfAR Hong Kong, Galia Lahov This is a cleverly designed frock, like a gift to be unwrapped. Unfortunately, I think she chose her accessories in the dark.
3/10 OLIVIA COOKE
Ready Player One LA premiere, Calvin Klein All that synthetic fabric makes me quiver. I would rather be ensconced in the vinyl seat covers from the local Chinese restaurant.
4/10 BELLA THORNE
Midnight Sun screening New York, Marc Jacobs As someone of the strawberry blonde variety myself, I can safely say with authority that redheads should not wear pink.
3/10 DREW BARRYMORE
Santa Clarita Diet Season 2 Premiere, Stella McCartney It’s like she is wearing the red carpet from a suburban gold-class cinema, I don’t know where it starts or where it ends.