M. 1993. Independentminded black woman discovers her artificially inseminated daughter has a white father – and a dropkick at that. Terminally idiotic movie tries out every conceivable angle on the one-joke idea. You want to like Whoopi Goldberg and Ted Danson, but it’s hard. 8.30pm, Showtime Premiere
M. 2011. MI5 officer Bill Nighy is thrust into a mystery when boss Michael Gambon dies, leaving behind a file that threatens the stability of the organisation. Meanwhile, a seemingly chance encounter with a political activist Rachel Weisz seems too good to be true. Contemporary spy thriller directed by David Hare, the man behind stage hit The Blue Room. 9.30pm, Go!
M. 2009. Welcome to the world of Zombieland where the living dead wander around devouring the running scared. It’s a world perfectly suited to redneck Woody Harrelson, who enjoys killing as many as he can. Funny spoof is rough and ready but a treat for zombie fans. 9.30pm, SBS TWO
M. 2007. Bored teacher Zdenek Sverak throws in his job and takes a position in a supermarket, refunding deposits on empty bottles. The job opens up opportunities for meeting people, acting as matchmaker and finding his daughter a potential husband (as well as ogling the girls). OK Czech comedy is a good showcase for the talents of Sverak. Tatiana Vilhelmova.