STRASSMAN’S “ITEDE” Twin Towns: Strasso’s screwed. He can’t get Chuck and Ted E off their iPhones. They’re lost to Snapchat, Instagram and Facebook. An all-new show but Ted is cuter than ever and Chuck just as evil. Sid the Beaver cracks a heap of depraved jokes. And you won’t believe surprise guest, Buttons, the drunk clown. Tomorrow night only at 7pm and 9.15pm. Tickets $59 with show and stay packages available. RETRO VAMPT Dracula’s, Broadbeach: The famed cabaret restaurant’s latest vampire vaudeville show celebrates the 1970s through big hair, spandex flares and a funky song list. Show for 15+ audiences. The psychedelic-inspired comedy cabaret stars Rudi Testa, Richard Macionis, David Kume, Danielle Glanville, Inia Dewar, Sarah Louis-Jean, Jessica Stansfield and a live band. Dinner and show Tuesdays to Saturdays. Arrivals from 6.30pm. For more info see draculas.com.au SALUTE TO THE LIGHT HORSE Outback Spectacular: Saddle up for a remarkable journey to the snow-capped mountains of the high country where legendary yarns come alive and one of Australia’s most stirring true stories is reborn as Australian Outback Spectacular commemorates the Centenary of the Anzacs and the heroes of the legendary Australian Light Horse. Tickets from $69.99. Go to outbackspectacular.com.au JOSEPH AND THE AMAZING TECHNICOLOR DREAMCOAT Spotlight Theatre: Based on the story of the Coat of Many Colours from the Book of Genesis, it centres around young Joseph, betrayed by his 11 jealous brothers who have sold him as a slave to some travelling Ishmaelites. With a score packed full of incredible songs and an inspirational rags to riches tale, Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat is a show for the whole family. Directed by Andrew Cockroft Penman, musical direction by Shari Ward and choreography by Jamie Watt. To book call 5539 4255 or visit spotlightthreatre.com.au CROWN MATRIMONIAL Gold Coast Little Theatre: While the splendour of British royalty and the very real threat to the monarchy are on display, at the heart of the matter is a family in crisis. As we see Edward VIII renouncing the throne to marry Wallis Simpson, it is impossible not to be reminded of more recent royal family crises. Book online at gclt.com.au SYLVIA Tugun Theatre Company: When Burleigh man Greg brings home a dog he found in the park bearing the name Sylvia on her name tag, she becomes a major bone of contention between husband and wife. She offers an escape from the frustrations of his job and the unknowns of middle age. To Kate, Sylvia becomes a rival for affection. And Sylvia thinks Kate just doesn’t understand the relationship between man and dog. Opening night tonight. To book call 0449 788 486. DISNEY’S BEAUTY AND THE BEAST Palm Beach Currumbin High School Hall: Presented by Neptune Musical Productions Inc. is the classic tale of Beauty and the Beast, with music by Alan Menken and lyrics by Howard Ashman and Tim Rice. Opens tomorrow night. Book online at neptuneprods.com or call 5536 2446. SEX DEATH AND REAL ESTATE Zamia Theatre: The first instalment of Tamborine Mountain Little Theatre’s season of comedy, one-act plays. Opening tomorrow night, dates every Friday and Saturday until May 20. Tickets $10 on the door.
ZOOKEEPERS Southport Sharks: Modern jive live from 8.30pm. Free entry. A NIGHT AT THE OPERA De Vito Waterfront: The Singing Chef and tenor Raffaele Pierno perform Italian duets and classic showstoppers. Bookings essential. PROM NIGHT: SENILE SEDUCTION Elsewhere: Pull your pants up, don your Sunday best, your freshest dentures, your best cardigan and your most sensible slacks and rock out to Hot Since ‘93, Baebladez, Puff Limit, Wilko, Nobodies and Wade. Doors open 9pm. Entry $10+.
THE WAVES Southport Sharks: Eclectic bunch of musicians with a dynamic range of musical styles playing blues-hues covers from 8.30pm. CHRIS FLASKAS Miami Marketta: Wielding an arsenal of instruments Chris brings a high-power blend of alternative, folk, roots and indigenous music with a touch of tribal spirit. Doors open 5pm. Free entry. CATFISH AND THE DEEJAYS Surfers Paradise RSL: Classic 50s and 60s rock ‘n’ roll featuring Catfish Purser, original member of the iconic Johnny O’Keefe and the Deejays rock group. Starts at 7.30pm. Free entry. RUBY PAGE QUINTET The Arts Centre: Jazz singer