TODAY’S BEST TEXTS

Mud crabs do rate higher than us on the justice scale and the taste scale and if we want to keep eating the wonderful critters we must protect them. Woodleigh.

When the rates notice comes out, why not include a form with a household vote of who is in favour of extending the light rail to the airport?

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a State Government spend so much money and have so little to show for it. And I don’t expect much different from the other side either.