In Light of Re­cent Events

A Sum­mer of Dis­con­tent Spot the things that cheesed me off.

The Monthly (Australia) - - CONTENTS - by Oslo Davis

• Sad, sleazy guy and his drone

• A dropped $9.50 pis­ta­chio gelato

• Jet-ski wankers

• Some­one in hot, neck-to-toe clothes, mak­ing me in turn feel hot

• Teenagers dry hump­ing

• Creepy man in white see-through undies-cum-bathers

• Sur­prise ghetto-blaster party

• Pervert with binoc­u­lars

• Filthy smok­ers

• Pu­bic hair pok­ing out of ev­ery nook and cranny

• A cou­ple of sav­age dogs, off lead, fight­ing to the death

• Woe­ful gui­tar play­ing

• Ex­ces­sive shoul­der hair

• Fris­bee, vir­tu­ally de­cap­i­tat­ing

• A dog piss­ing on some­one’s stuff

• Balls pelted, jocks div­ing for them

• In­ap­pro­pri­ately close neigh­bour

• Cranky seag­ulls

• Some dude pulling a cone in front of a child

• Yobbo na­tion­al­ism

• Kids hav­ing more fun at the beach than you ever did

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