LYNCHIE’S JOKE OF THE WEEK
A WOMAN was flying from Melbourne to Brisbane... unexpectedly, the plane was diverted to Sydney. There was going to be a delay and if the passengers wanted to get off the plane would re-board in 50 minutes.
Everybody got off the plane except one lady who was blind. She had a seeing eye dog was laying quietly underneath the seats.
The pilot asked if her if she would like to get off and she said “No thanks, but Max (the dog) would like to stretch his legs”.
Picture this: All the people in the airport came to a complete standstill when they looked up and saw the pilot walk off the plane with a seeing eye dog. The pilot was even wearing sunglasses. People scattered, trying to change flights and even airlines!