LYNCHIE’S JOKE OF THE WEEK

The Morning Bulletin - - NEWS - WITH PETER LYNCH

A WOMAN was fly­ing from Mel­bourne to Bris­bane... un­ex­pect­edly, the plane was di­verted to Syd­ney. There was go­ing to be a de­lay and if the pas­sen­gers wanted to get off the plane would re-board in 50 min­utes.

Every­body got off the plane ex­cept one lady who was blind. She had a see­ing eye dog was lay­ing qui­etly un­der­neath the seats.

The pi­lot asked if her if she would like to get off and she said “No thanks, but Max (the dog) would like to stretch his legs”.

Pic­ture this: All the peo­ple in the air­port came to a com­plete stand­still when they looked up and saw the pi­lot walk off the plane with a see­ing eye dog. The pi­lot was even wear­ing sun­glasses. Peo­ple scat­tered, try­ing to change flights and even air­lines!

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