Trum­pette #55

The Saturday Paper - - Diary - Tips and tat­tle: jus­tinian@law­press.com.au

As if things aren’t bad enough with Democrats com­mit­ting trea­son by not clap­ping more en­thu­si­as­ti­cally dur­ing the State of the Union ad­dress, they are now di­rectly re­spon­si­ble for the share­mar­ket tum­ble ear­lier this week.

Fol­low­ing the Stormy Daniels rev­e­la­tions, there is also height­ened spec­u­la­tion that it is not Me­la­nia you see trail­ing around be­hind Bark­ing Dog but a body dou­ble. That must have been the stand-in play­ing the board game

Sorry with small tots at the Cincin­nati Chil­dren’s Hos­pi­tal. She also got a brief­ing from doc­tors, who ex­plained the ef­fects of “neona­tal ab­sti­nence syn­drome”, and the dop­pel­gänger said she hoped to “give a voice” to those suf­fer­ing from ad­dic­tion.

The real Me­la­nia is by now safely out of the whole mess, no doubt tucked up in Sevnica, Slove­nia, with Vlad the Im­paler.

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