TOP FIVE OUT­RA­GEOUS MO­MENTS FROM THE FOOTY SHOW:

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1 WHAT A RIP­PER

In 2011 dur­ing a se­ri­ous dis­cus­sion about the league, Fatty Vautin let one

rip. Brad Fit­tler couldn’t con­tain his laugh­ter, while Fatty smiled sheep­ishly at the screen. The rest of the seg­ment was a

write-off.

2 HEAD FIRST

Fatty Vautin, Peter Ster­ling, Matthew Johns and Paul Har­ragon head to New Zealand and have a go at bungy jump­ing. Vautin’s re­ac­tion mid jump: ‘‘Oh, why? Why? Why, f--- why?’’. Johns screams ‘‘F--- me dead’’

and fin­ishes with a wardrobe mal­func­tion

be­low the waist.

3 WHAT A SHOT

The guys at­tempt a lit­tle goal tend­ing against the Aus­tralian Roos ice skat­ing team. Most of them can barely stand up on skates let alone de­fend against a fly­ing puck. Watch­ing them fall over and cop a puck in their manly parts is

hi­lar­i­ous.

4 FREE FALL­ING

The guys at­tempt a back­wards drop off a 200m plat­form into a gorge. Paul Har­ragon freaks out. ‘‘Why do you want to hang me up­side down over the edge and make me look at it (the drop) for? If I get killed I’m go­ing to come back and get you (in­struc­tor).

Please let me go.’’

5 SICK RIDE

Fatty Vautin and Paul Har­ragon at­tempt a stom­ach-churn­ing ride on Vomitron in Surfers Par­adise. In be­tween all the scream­ing and yelling, the boys vomit all over them­selves.

When they are even­tu­ally let off the ride they con­tinue to

be sick.

Own league: Stars of the show (from left) Dar­ryl Brohman, Michael Slater, Paul Vautin, Benji Mar­shall and Beau Ryan.

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