UPPER MIDDLE BOGAN
8. 3 0PM, ABC
Danny (Patrick Brammall) and Bess (Annie Maynard, both above) attend a sex education class with their kids. Imagine how well that goes. For a start, the talk is given by PE teacher Mr Wilson, “whose shorts were a lesson in anatomy” Bess could have done without.
BEAUTY AND THE GEEK AUSTRALIA
8PM, S E VEN
It’s hard to get into this show unless you like geeky men who talk nerdy to you. Tonight the pressure is on the beauties, who must take their knowledge of science to a museum and act as guides for a bunch of school kids. Should be a breeze for the ladies to chat confidently about ancient civilisations, world events and the weightless environment of space.
THE GREAT BRITISH BAKE OFF MASTERCLASS
7. 3 0PM, LIFESTYLE FOOD
Judges Mary Berry (right) and Paul Hollywood aren’t just pretty faces – they know their stuff backwards – and in Masterclass the pair take over the tent and take on the challenges they set for the bakers, showing exactly where the competitors went wrong and what they should have done. Tonight they methodically examine the first five technical recipes of the series including angel food cake, breakfast muffins and chocolate cake.