REALITY THE ISLAND WITH BEAR GRYLLS
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Why would anyone want to sign up for a reality show run by Bear Grylls (pictured)? You just know he’s going to expect you to guzzle your own whiz at some point. These contestants are three weeks into their survival test and are living on snails and coconuts, so things are getting desperate.
THE GOLDBERGS 1 1 PM, S E VEN Hey Adam, Warwick Capper called and he wants his shorts back. This sitcom, set in the 1980s, ventures to Adam’s (Sean Giambrone) gym class, where groin-hugging shorts are the order of the day. Adam fears failing the fitness test, which leads to a teacher reminding the kids that they need to be fit in the event they are called on to protect their country from the evils of communism.
AMERICAN HORROR STORY: FREAK SHOW 9. 3 0PM, E L E VEN FreakShow has no peer when it comes to bang for buck in the scare department. Just the thought of an evil clown is enough to make you check under er the bed before you go to sleep. This Halloween episode featuress Edward Mordrake (played by Wes es Bentley), a real-life figure who was as supposedly born with a face on the back of his head.