REALITY TATTOO NIGHTMARES
8. 3 0PM, 7 MATE
From bad memories to poor workmanship, there are plenty of reasons people want a tattoo covered up. Like Kevin, who went into a new parlour and ended up being conned into getting a tatt from the guy doing the shop’s plastering. Tommy (above right, with Big Gus and Jasmine) covers the resulting black blob with a giant crow.
SABRINA 8. 3 0PM, E L E VEN Efficient if unnecessary re-modelling of the 1954 Audrey Hepburn classic. Doe-eyed Julia Ormond has the tough job of filling Audrey’s dainty shoes, and she makes a fair fist of it if you don’t harbour too many memories of the original.
CRICKET: T20 BIG BASH LEAGUE 6PM, T E N Reigning Big Bash League champions the Perth Scorchers take on last year year’ss strugglers Sydney Thunder at “thee furnace” (in Big Bash parlance, the WACA in more serious circles). Commentators include Ricky Ponting, Adam Gilchrist, Mark Howard and Mel McLaughlinn (right).