DRAMA HIDING 8. 3 0PM, ABC This gripping new drama pulls out all stops to suck you in from the first episode. Packedtothe Rafters’ James Stewart (above) stars as a criminal forced to start his life from scratch when he goes into the witness-protection program with his family after becoming caught up in a mysterious crime. Cast includes Stephen Curry, Jacqueline McKenzie, Jodi Gordon and Marcus Graham.
TATTOO NIGHTMARES 8. 3 0PM, 7 MATE Tattoo master Tommy helps a woman fix a fairy on her upper thigh that made her so depressed that she “ate her feelings away”. He turns it into a seahorse. She is ready to buy a bikini. Crisis over.
BLACK SAILS 6. 3 0PM, S HOWCASE This is no Pirates oftheCaribbean. The men of Black Sails are brutal thugs who will gun down an entire crew in their quest for treasure. Luke Arnold (right) and Toby Stephens are rival pirates, but when a new bloodthirsty pirate (Tadhg Murphy) sails into the picture, it really puts a cat among the pigeons.