LIFESTYLE RIVER COTTAGE AUSTRALIA
8. 3 0PM, L I F E ST YLE FOOD
Chef Paul West (above) is back on his Tilba farm – and a new channel – for a third season. It’s winter and his 18 piglets are running wild. Fences cannot hold them, Digger the dog is scared senseless and the garden is suffering under their trotters. Cue squealing. Paul’s also sussing out a market for his vegies – are the locals keen for green?
NCIS 8. 3 0PM, T E N After an explosive end to last week, the team is on the tail of a terrorist organisation recruiting kids online and digging up black-market mines. For a change, Dorneget (Matt Jones) is leading the investigation, and heads to Cairo with McGee (Sean Murray). We don’t like what happens there.
REALITY RAMSAY’SS KITCHEN NIGHTMARES ARES 8.4 5 PM, S EE VENVEN Why is Gordon on Ramsay so angry all the time? Because cause of people like Justin – the deluded eluded owner of a tapas bar that “looksks like a lap-dancing hole” and is reheating eheating old food. Justin’s ex-bestie, chef Ritchie, is s so over his mate’s idiocy he drops more F-bombs bs than Gordo. Even Ramsay (right) reckonsns he’ll fail to save this one.ne.