CHAT THE GRAHAM NORTON SHOW
8. 3 0PM, T E N
George Clooney is in the house, talking his movie Tommorowland but, frankly, he could be reciting the alphabet and we’d still watch. Throw in actor, producer and professional wrestler Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, mad music royalty Sharon and Ozzy Osbourne and Snoop Dogg and it’s quite the collection on the couch.
BEST UNDRESSED 9. 3 0PM, S BS1 In recent years SBS has been moving away from its hallmarks of multicultural programs, soccer and poor reception. But it’s good to see they’re still fulfilling the gratuitous nudity obligations of their charter by repeating this behind-the-scenes look at the Miss Nude Australia Pageant at Crazy Horse, the third classiest strip joint in Adelaide’s Hindley St.
STILL OPEN ALL HOURS 8PM, ABC Old-fashioned in the 1970s, this sitcom com looks even more dated now it’s beenen brought out of mothballs. Never as funny as Porridge at its best, it’s now w a mostly laugh-free zone sorely missing the essential chemistry between the late Ronnie Barker and David Jason (right). Instead Jason’s become a version of Arkwright and James Baxter ( Emmerdale) is a sort of bland Granville 2.0.