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Christmas Island has a rare bird called an Abbott’s Booby. I’ll just leave that for you to ponder. Anyway, Dr Chris Brown (above) is there tonight helping one of them with its deformed wing. Later, in Melbourne, he’s dealing with the amorous cavoodle Lola – apparently she’s a showgirl – she’ll hump anything in sight.
ROCKWIZ SALUTES THE DECADES 8. 3 0PM, S BS1 We’re up to the ‘90s, which should please most of those in the audience at the Espy. Team leaders tonight include Robert Forster of the Go-Betweens, who admits his favourite Spice Girl was Victoria Beckham (“She had a look of disdain every now and again”. Now and again, Robert?) and You Am I’s Davey Lane, who flunks a You Am I question.
MR SELFRIDGE 1 0PM, 7 T WO Harry Selfridge (Jeremy Piven, right) ) pioneers the notion of the departmentent store sale event but he’s filled a warehouse to the brim in preparation. on. His enemy on the board, Lord Loxley, ey, uses the high-risk move to try and have him fired. Meanwhile, Selfridge’s scamming ming fiancee Nancy (Kelly Adams) discovers ers she’s actually in love with her target, , but Princess Marie (Zoë Wanamaker) r) already has her suspicions.