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Former PlaySchool presenter and APlaceToCall Home star Noni Hazlehurst comes clean about her dislike of chorizo. She thinks it’s fatty, porky and pretentious. Weirdly, she’s never eaten it and is at pains to point out her dislike has nothing to do with her two sons penises. Even host Paul McDermott (above) thinks this is an odd thing to say.
BITTEN 8. 3 0PM, FOX8 Following in the VampireDiaries/Twilight tradition, Bitten stars Laura Vandervoort as Elena, who was turned into the Big Blonde Wolf by her exboyfriend. Tonight she’s trying to fend him off as he insists he’ll do whatever it takes to get her back. Werewolf meets relationship drama: If you like that sort of thing, then it’s certainly that sort of thing.
WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS STREAMING, PRESTO In the UK, Saturday night is filled with high-rating entertainment. Here it’s a wasteland. So turn on Presto and hunt down this hilarious mockumentary about vampires sharing a house in New Zealand. Stars Jermaine Clement (right) from FlightoftheConchords, with a brilliant cameo by cast mate Rhys Darby as a werewolf.