EVENT ROYAL EDINBURGH MILITARY TATTOO
8. 3 0PM, ABC
This year’s event marks the 75th anniversary of the Battle of Britain, with the Massed Bands of the RAF and the Queen’s Colour Squadron taking centre stage. For some reason there’s also a big Bollywood dance extravaganza, the Military Band of the People’s Liberation Army of China, and the Changxing Lotus Dragon Dance Folklore Group.
FOOTBALL: AFL GRAND FINAL 2 PM, S E VEN All-footy, all-day with WeekendSunrise broadcasting live from Melbourne’s Fed Square, game day coverage hosted by Hamish McLachlan from 9am, then a pre-game show previewing the big match from 11am. Basically, there’s eight hours of padding before the game.me. Canadian crooner Bryan Adams wheels out t his ’90s hits at half-time. Ellie Goulding and Chris Isaak saak will also perform.
HELL’S KITCHEN USA SA 9. 3 0PM, L I F E ST YLE C HANNEL The 20 new contestantss arrive to find the kitchen locked, with chef Gordon Ramsay (right) hollering at them from the rooftop that they haveve to jump off and land on a giant ant airbag before he’ll let them em in. A male and female contestant do exactly that before they’re revealed to be stunt people! Pointless.