THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF MELBOURNE
7. 3 0PM, ARENA New castmate Susie is introduced to Jackie and Janet when Chyka (above) hosts a book club. Meanwhile, Lydia’s doing her best to convince everyone she slept with ex-cricketer Shane Warne by denying it, and could Gamble’s comments about Pettifleur’s book come back to haunt her? They’d better, or this episode is going nowhere.
1 0PM, S BS2 Don’t worry if you missed season one, the premise is simple: slacker Andy (Nick Helm) winds up looking after nephew Errol (Elliot Speller-Gillott). Season two cuts to a year later, with Andy and the now-deep-voiced Errol forced to hang out in secret because of a restraining order. Funny.
1 1 . 3 0PM, S E VEN No one was crying out for a new season of Heroes, except maybe the rights holders. Shoddy effects, a puzzling plot and a bunch of not-so-compelling characters – it’s hardly been Breaking Bad. Despite tonight’s cliffhanger, we don’t need another Heroes – and we’re not getting one, as the network has shelved plans for another season.