Your weekly stars.
ARIES (March 21–April 20)
Do you know exactly what you have in each of your pockets? How about the contents of your bag or the drawers in your kitchen? Sometimes, we’re surprised when we discover items we’d forgotten all about. It’s the same with our inner resources. We think, “I just don’t have it in me to do this.” Then we reach within ourselves and bring forth impressive attributes. You’ll soon see what I mean. We’re entering the mystic dark of the Moon. For important news, call 1900 957 223.
TAURUS (Apr 21–May 21)
Do you find yourself feeling unable to move on? With your ruler retrograde for some time now, a situation could be feeling so difficult, in the words of TV’S Blackadder, you’re “in the stickiest situation since Sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun”. But the Cosmos has a plan. The New Moon conjunct Venus provides the impetus for a way out. For news that will make your heart leap, call 1900 957 223.
GEMINI (May 22–Jun 22)
Forget what you once knew. It may have been relevant once; it’s no longer quite so apposite. As Mercury conjuncts Uranus before linking harmoniously with Saturn, you’ll soon see a better way to look at your situation. It’s not that you were wrong before, it’s just that you were looking at everything from a particular angle. Now you can see further and you must trust this new information. For exciting news, call 1900 957 223.
CANCER ( Jun 23–Jul 23)
If only life was like it is in commercials. Every time we washed our hair, we’d feel refreshed, revitalised and renewed. But why am I, a man best described as “follicularly challenged”, talking about hair products? It’s because there’s something in your life that can have the effect promised by its slogan – the New Moon conjunct Venus. Let it wash its magic over you. Ready to take advantage of a rare opportunity? Call 1900 957 223.
LEO ( Jul 24–Aug 23)
You’ve had all you can take; you’re on the edge. But that’s like saying you’re standing on a balcony, overlooking a steep ravine. It looks as if you could fall over the side, yet there’s a safety railing. The New Moon, conjunct retrograde Venus, encourages you to learn what you need to from this view. Don’t be afraid
of what you’re being shown. Soon you’ll see a clear route to a safe destination. We’re entering the dark of the Moon. For important news, call 1900 957 223.
VIRGO (Aug 24–Sep 23)
In Japan, researchers believe that the practice of “forest bathing” has health benefits. Of course, finding out that spending time in nature helps reduce stress seems like a no-brainer. Where in your life can you find truth that confirms something you have long suspected? Even if it affirms your suspicions, it may also have something surprising to teach you. For news that will make your spine tingle, call 1900 957 223.
LIBRA (Sep 24–Oct 23)
The world is a weird and wonderful place. And the people who live in it? Well, one weird and wonderful thing about them is the way most of them insist they’re not weird or wonderful. With your ruler in reverse opposite your sign, you’re facing a situation that seems ridiculous and unreasonable. But don’t mistake a small nuisance for a big crisis this week. Are you ready to look at life in a new light? For exciting news, call 1900 957 223.
SCORPIO (Oct 24–Nov 22)
The website Scale Of The Universe has a graphic that allows you to move from human-sized objects out to the farthest reaches of the universe. It also moves in the other direction, down to the smallest theorised measurements of everything. You’re currently on a voyage of discovery. But maybe there’s more to find by turning in rather than looking out? Are you ready to take full advantage of a rare opportunity? Call 1900 957 223.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov 23–Dec 21)
From tiny acorns, mighty oaks grow. But even if covered in fertiliser and bathed under sun lamps, they don’t shoot up overnight. In movies, we often see a speeded-up version of a much slower process. As Mercury conjuncts Uranus this week, try not to make artificial comparisons. Let things proceed at their natural pace and they are likely to turn out just fine. We’re entering the mystic dark of the Moon. For important news, call 1900 957 223.
CAPRICORN (Dec 22–Jan 20)
My son is a big fan of The Very Hungry Caterpillar. In this tale, a caterpillar eats through all manner of foodstuffs before eventually turning into a butterfly. It’s a story of transformation. Your life can reflect this now. But you don’t need to disappear into a cocoon to undergo a metamorphosis. You just need to stretch the wings that have been there all along. For news that will make your heart leap, call 1900 957 223.
AQUARIUS ( Jan 21–Feb 19)
When you were small, did you have a favourite pair of shoes? Did you wear them all the time? Were you sad when you realised you’d outgrown them? This was necessary, yet you couldn’t see it at the time. As Mercury is conjunct with your modern ruler, you may no longer feel and think quite like you used to. That’s appropriate. Don’t fear, regret or worry about a change. Grow with it. Are you ready to look at life in a new light? For exciting news, call 1900 957 223.
PISCES (Feb 20–Mar 20)
“The greater good” – never has a phrase been capable of so much trouble. This week, compromises we’d never normally make suddenly seem reasonable. Where are you sacrificing your beliefs for the benefit of change? Is the price too high? Whatever decisions you make, do so with kindness and an open heart. This can be a time of powerful growth. Are you ready to take full advantage of a rare opportunity? Call 1900 957 223.
FOR MORE IN-DEPTH DETAILS…
Teletopia. Maximum call cost $1.32 per minute, including GST. Higher charges from mobiles/payphones may apply. Customer care: 1300 366 702.