PRINCESS TIES THE KNOT
ADJUSTING my tiara as your loyal royal correspondent, the wedding of Princess Eugenie and her commoner bloke Jack Brooksbank will have all the pomp of Prince Harry and Meghan Markle’s nuptials – with a little more fun thrown in for good measure.
I mean, this is the offspring of Sarah Ferguson and Prince Andrew, who have raised their two daughters to be the life of any party.
The guest list for this festival of blue blood love will also be worth tuning in for and is expected to include Brooksbank’s boss George Clooney and his wife Amal; Cindy Crawford and hubby Rande Gerber; Robbie Williams and wife Ayda; Elton John and hubby David Furnish, as well as 1200 lucky members of the public.
One notable absentee may be Pippa Middleton, who is expecting her first bub and could pop before this big day.
And finally, just a note to TV presenters on royal duties for this one: try getting the bride’s name right (it’s “Eugen”, sounds like “fusion”, with an ‘e’).