How about some inane marketing guff?
How do you adjust for length?
Twist the guide to go from a #4 cut (Russell Crowe in Gladiator) to a #1 ( Romper Stomper).
It comes with heaps of accessories, including trimming clippers and a pouch.
Sure! The side of the box trumpets in large letters: “The gentleman era is upon us and YOU SIR are leading the charge!” When I was on my hands and knees in the bathroom, shaving my head over spread-out newspapers, this seemed like a very big call.