The House of Tiny Tearaways, 10.30am, LifeStyle A new series of this program about, shall we say, difficult kids. Three desperate families, each overwhelmed by parenting problems that have turned their toddlers into tearaways, move into a treatment facility for six days in the hope that they can turn around their lives forever. Pirate Master, 7.30pm, Ten Shiver me timbers, does everybody want to be a pirate? This is reality fluff, a cross between Survivor and The Amazing Race . Being at sea, the scenery is spectacular, and I’m not talking about the relentless parade of exposed flesh. It also has a Daddo ( Cameron, pictured) in the host role, I suspect because he sounds a bit like Russell Crowe in Master & Commander. As you may expect, there can be only one pirate master, so regular eliminations are to be feared. Argh, me remote control, on the double, if ye will. Law & Order: Criminal Intent, 9.30pm, Ten The politics of deafness take centre stage tonight as Goren and Eames investigate the murder of an ear surgeon. It seems the guy testified at the trial of another esteemed doctor. The plot thickens. Lost, 9.30pm ( 8.30pm, Melb, Adel, Perth), Seven The theory that the folks on this island are dead already looks more credible after tonight’s episode. Locke and Sawyer realise they have a bond in their mutual hatred of another Sawyer. James’s reliable fury suits Locke’s purpose perfectly.