The Oprah Winfrey Show, 1pm, Ten Just like lottery winners who become depressed when money doesn’t solve all their problems ( money can’t buy you happiness, but at least you can park your yacht beside it), gals who get too skinny too fast can suffer consequences. Meet singer Carnie Wilson, who went from fat to thin to rock bottom. 37 Uses for a Dead Sheep, 1pm, SBS Not one of those horrible ‘‘ dead cat’’ cartoons ( remember the one about the pencil sharpener?), this is instead a serious look at the fortunes of the Pamir Kirghiz, a tribe forcibly removed from their homeland in the Pamir mountains in Central Asia. Catalyst: Don’t Die Young, 8pm, ABC Anatomist Alice Roberts is passionate about her subject: our bodies. Tonight, the brain: how to keep yours in terrific order. How does it work and what happens when things go wrong with it? Watch actual brain surgery, if you dare. The Age of Love, 8.30pm ( 9.30pm, Melb, Bris, Perth), Seven With Heroes down and off the books until at least 2008, what would be the ideal replacement? How about a reality show similar to The Bachelor , starring our own Mark Philippoussis? Yes, fresh from a caning in the US where his show bombed like a B- 52, the Poo, pictured, brings home the unlikely tale of two camps of lusty women competing for his affections: the twentysomethings and the fortysomethings. Glossy as Ugly Betty with not one ounce of the charm.