Great British Menu, 7.30pm, LifeStyle Food In accordance with television rule 27 ( all reality programs must have a competitive element), two Welsh cooks vie for the right to represent Wales at a big do held by the British ambassador to France in Paris. Among the guests will be the great gourmets of France. Naturally the two mates must have their friendship tested as they compete all week for the right to be the only chef in the village. Criminal Minds, 8.30pm, Seven A suitably tense criminal investigation into child sex trafficking and pornography. There’s a little too much exposition in the opening scenes for my taste, but when things get going they really do move. An auction clock is ticking down through 18 hours, so the race is on to save a child who will be auctioned to the highest bidder when the clock reaches zero. The child, now seven, was detected in the same way a year ago but disappeared when child protection services closed in. This time the Criminal Minds team, otherwise known as the Behavioural Analysis Unit, led by Jason Gideon ( Mandy Patinkin, pictured) is on the case. Scrubs, 11.30pm, Seven Fans will be mildly distressed to learn that this is the 2007 season finale. Everyone seems to be having a baby or a wedding. ‘‘ It’s about me, come on, focus. There’s no ‘ u’ in wedding!’’ squeals a bride- to- be. Fortunately, there’s room in the groom to cope with the annoying cow.