A Place in Spain, 7pm, LifeStyle Dawn and Rocco went, as so many Brits do, on holiday to Barcelona, where they fell hard for the magical city and its way of life. They now want to leave London, buy a house they’ve found in the mountains outside the city and turn it into a stylish getaway for paying guests. But will they cope with living and working together? The Simpsons, 7.30pm, Ten While lemon- lipped reviewers who remain in our faces for decades attack The Simpsons for daring to endure, endure they do, with the hotly anticipated feature film opening worldwide as you read this. Scattergun references from Stephen Hawking to Babe pepper this episode, the first for some time starring Santa’s Little Helper. The pooch rescues Homer, pictured, from a corn maze and is talent- spotted as a police dog. One of his first triumphs is the arrest of a steroid pusher. ‘‘ You stand accused of giving hope to scrawny young men, how do you plead?’’ intones the judge. Crossing Jordan, 9.30pm, Seven Not just a season finale, this is it: the last episode. Is it sentimental? Well, not until the bitter end. It starts with the best air crash since the one in Lost . The plane, with our forensic team onboard, was flying back 18 dead bodies from a ship adrift on the Norwegian sea. So what do they do when stranded with a pile of bodies while nursing their own injuries? Autopsies, of course.