Farmer Wants a Wife
Wednesday, 8pm, Nine Who will rise? Who will fall? Who will leave forever? These are the vital questions posed by this reality outing, now in an eighth series. It’s not easy being a bloke on the land, so why not set some lonely, camera-shy blokes up with a selection of mix and match girls and film the goings-on? Tonight everyone is experiencing the fall-out from a spate of 24-hour dates. But perky host Natalie Gruzlewski, who sounds almost exactly like Seven’s Johanna Griggs, says there will be love songs, secret family meetings and even car washing in bikinis. Gotta love a farmer in a bikini. Oh, wait — it’s the girls who pretend to be Jessica Simpson.