Hell on Hooves
Wednesday, 9.30pm, A&E Got no time for a rum and lime, I wanna get my right foot down — shake some dust off of this old bus, gotta get her out of town . . . Oh, right. Sorry. That’s from Paul McCartney’s Helen Wheels. This, on the other hand, is about rodeo riders who climb on to the backs of untamed bulls for their own eight seconds of hell. I don’t know where they got the narrator, but he’s a brilliant soundalike for Johnny Cash, the best I’ve heard. Ride ’ em, cowboy.