The Only Way is Es­sex

The Weekend Australian - Review - - Television -

Mon­day, 9.30pm, Life­Style You Wel­come to sea­son four of the show that be­gat The Shire. Yes, the scripted re­al­ity of Es­sex is back. It be­gins with an un­usual dis­claimer: ‘‘ This pro­gram con­tains fake boobs, real tears and the tight­est budgie smug­glers you’ve ever seen.’’ Come on, you pasty poms, even the Op­po­si­tion Leader here wears smug­glers, though not as much as he used to. Things be­gin tonight down at the White Bull Brasserie, a real place ac­cord­ing to my ex­ten­sive re­search on Google. Three ap­pro­pri­ately brassy babes are in deep dis­cus­sion. Lauren is con­cerned about her breast im­plants, the kind that have been leak­ing in­dus­trial waste into women’s bod­ies and have been all over the news all across the

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