Wednesday, 8.30pm, Seven Dressed in a white smock, a new-age goddess in Citronelle, Alabama (how perfect is that?), is wafting around in her garden thanking God and uttering affirmations with her eyes closed. I’m sure it isn’t giving away spoilers to tell you that something entirely oldage and horrible happens to her right there in the garden, since the profiling of criminals involved in serious crimes has been the modus operandi of Criminal Minds since its inception eight seasons ago. Still, it is effectively a freak-out for her, and for us. Then, back in Quantico, Virginia, at the FBI’s entirely fictional behavioural analysis unit, this season’s cast, which thankfully still includes original members bureau chief Aaron Hotchner (Thomas Gibson, Dharma & Greg) and special agent Derek Morgan (Shemar Moore, The Young and the Restless ), prepares to profile and find the bad guy.