Velvet Marcia Hines fronts a dazzling ensemble of acrobats and divas in this sexy, spectacular and sparkling show that channels all the glamour and debauchery of the original Studio 54 nightclub. Bursting with disco, cabaret, dance, glamour and circus, and featuring an exhilarating disco soundtrack, it’s fun, dangerous, and electrifying. Canberra Theatre Centre, London Circuit. Tickets: $43.95-$73.95. Bookings: (02) 6275 2700 or online. Opens May 3, ends May 14. Duration: 80min, no interval. The Play That Goes Wrong Walter Zerlin Jr and David McGillivray wrote a series of plays about a fictional amateur troupe that massacred the classics one by one. Mischief Theatre comedy adapts one of these in The Play That Goes Wrong with the Cornley Polytechnic Drama Society performing a creaky murder mystery. It follows the ZerlinMcGillivray formula to several decimal places: scenery disintegrates, props are misplaced or flimsy, lighting cues are missed, lines are forgotten, and actors mug, showboat and try to upstage each other, with emphasis on extreme slapstick. Canberra Theatre Centre, Civic Square, London Circuit. Opens Tuesday, 5.30pm. Tickets: $89.90-$119.90. Bookings: (02) 6275 2700. Until April 30.