DETECTIVE was not surprised that MasterChef Australia contestant Mat Beyer was evicted from the show; the biggest shock was that it was for using a mobile phone. Of far more concern, Detective reckons, was having to watch the Victorian IT worker’s unkempt hair get perilously close to the food as he cooked throughout the series. In fact, there are a fair few contestants on the show whose freeflowing locks are in danger of lingering in the lasagne. Whatever happened to hairnets? Someone call the hygiene police.