Brockenhurst, Hampshire; +44 1590 622 354, thepighotel.co.uk.
The website advertises Late Pig Special Offers, which are discounted rates for last-minute getaways. Standard rates start at £125 ($194) a room a night.
About 90 minutes by road from central London; the website has detailed directions and a map.
Smart locals and eager gourmets.
The Pig hotel in England’s New Forest has no airs and graces