Are you fed up with all the royal wedding hype? Don’t know your Duchess of Cambridge from your Earl of Sandwich?
Your trusty IC correspondent was once like that.
Then he was told to write a live blog of the royal wedding tomorrow and, boy, if that didn’t turn this commoner’s frown upside down.
From 5pm we will be reporting live on all the wedding action and answering the great mysteries of the monarchy, such as does the Queen have a royal pooper scooper for all those corgis?
Plus, we’ll count down Prince Harry’s top five moments of buffoonery and give you a definitive ranking of the best regal movies and TV shows.
Let us give you the non-royal treatment at thewest.com.au.
Prince Harry and Meghan Markle.