The most ridicu­lous things we’ve over­heard in Mel­bourne this month

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“I’m just Googling to see if Hil­lary Clin­ton is a vegan”

“I lost my Keep Cup... just like I lose ev­ery­thing in my life”

“Ev­ery­one in Perth is called Te­gan”

“It smells like poo wrapped in hair, set on fire”

“I was think­ing about get­ting a grey­hound, they’re as lazy as I am”

“I look like a slapped pig if I wear mil­len­nial pink”

“I don’t want to buy black sheets... I’m not a pimp”

“It’s amaz­ing what putting on pants does for your self es­teem”

“Rice peo­ple are very pas­sion­ate peo­ple”

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