The most ridicu­lous things we’ve over­heard in Syd­ney this month

Time Out (Sydney) - - CITY LIFE -

“I didn’t re­ally cook any­thing on the week­end ex­cept for my brain”

“I’m not racist, I like black cats”

“It’s not my first time watch­ing bored straight peo­ple try­ing to ease their way into an orgy”

“The amount of points I get for the amount of speed­ing I do is ac­tu­ally pretty good”

“They’re like the anal beads of the plant world”

“I can’t even re­mem­ber dreams with­out cheese”

“I hope you all get dropped dur­ing your trust ex­er­cises”

“If spiced rum were a per­son it would be Johnny Depp”

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