TF’s cinemaTic agony uncle has your back.
I’d love a career in movies. Now, I’m not saying I’m lazy, but there are a few jobs that would be a perfect fit for a man of my calibre; you know, sound engineer on A Quiet Place,
Tom Cruise’s stunt double on the Mission: Impossible films, set builder on Ready Player One… and even Wingman for
Total Film (one letter a month!?). Are you able to suggest any other cinematic roles that meet my very particular set of skills? DAVID, VIA EMAIL
OK, before I start giving you (free!) career advice, let’s address the whole ‘one letter a month’ thing. Not saying it’s a complete falsehood, but consider the time and googling Wingy puts into it. And besides, ‘procrastinate’ is still a ‘doing’ word, you know! Now, jobs: how about mo-cap supervisor for Ken Loach? Bicycle rack operator for The Fast And The Furious?
Costume designer on the next March Of The Penguins?