TF’s cin­e­maTic agony un­cle has your back.

Total Film - - Dialogue -


I’d love a ca­reer in movies. Now, I’m not say­ing I’m lazy, but there are a few jobs that would be a per­fect fit for a man of my cal­i­bre; you know, sound en­gi­neer on A Quiet Place,

Tom Cruise’s stunt dou­ble on the Mis­sion: Im­pos­si­ble films, set builder on Ready Player One… and even Wing­man for

To­tal Film (one let­ter a month!?). Are you able to sug­gest any other cin­e­matic roles that meet my very par­tic­u­lar set of skills? DAVID, VIA EMAIL

wing­man says…

OK, be­fore I start giv­ing you (free!) ca­reer ad­vice, let’s ad­dress the whole ‘one let­ter a month’ thing. Not say­ing it’s a com­plete false­hood, but con­sider the time and googling Wingy puts into it. And be­sides, ‘pro­cras­ti­nate’ is still a ‘do­ing’ word, you know! Now, jobs: how about mo-cap su­per­vi­sor for Ken Loach? Bi­cy­cle rack op­er­a­tor for The Fast And The Fu­ri­ous?

Cos­tume de­signer on the next March Of The Pen­guins?

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