What a croc!

Townsville Bulletin - - Savvy -

SHOVE over Rosell ‘‘ The Love Doc­tor’’ El­lis, there is a new ladies’ man cap­tur­ing hearts at The Swamp. He’s been around for 19 years now, but it seems only now that 100 per cent Croc is get­ting a few eye­brows raised in his direc­tion from the op­po­site sex.

If the sort of at­ten­tion he gets from the McCafe Croc Squad is any­thing to go by, the man in the rep­tile suit could have a few tips on how to win the af­fec­tion of women en masse.

Croc squad cap­tain’s Stephanie God­frey and Lucy Jack­son cer­tainly can’t hide how much they like their part­ner in en­ter­tain­ment. Lucy, sums him up nicely as ‘‘ awe­some’’. ‘‘ He is an ab­so­lute le­gend. The Croc is the best mas­cot with­out a doubt.’’

And, and don’t even bring up the de­bate be­tween 100 per cent Croc and Joe Blake be­cause the sneaky far north­ern snake mas­cot doesn’t even fac­tor in the con­ver­sa­tion.

No, Townsville’s own prankster is in a class all of his own. ‘‘ Ev­ery sport should have a Croc,’’ Lucy said. While he can push over chairs, and flash his tail like no one cares, he isn’t a renowned dancer.

But there is just some­thing about a blonde wig and bust­ing a move with a troop of beau­ti­ful women that makes two left feet look okay.

‘‘ We love dancing with the Croc,’’ Stephanie said.

‘‘ We did a rou­tine with him to Baby Got Back and the crowd went off for it’’.

100 per cent Croc

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