Gamblers and statisticians ( hopefully) agree about one point. If there’s a consistent 50/ 50 chance of something happening or not happening, there’s no great predictive rule. The majority of us are ( hopefully) neither gamblers nor statisticians. We woul
aries Mar 20 – Apr 19
Those who campaign for a fairer world, are keen to point out that there is enough food on this earth to feed us all. But most is wasted. To control profits and prices, key commodities are often destroyed. Scarcity has an impact on price. Relative rarity affects value. But we should not assume that apparent unattainability amounts to proof of non- existence. Your current strong desire for an experience is not a suggestion that you will never have this. Rather, it is simply a device to help you savour success when it comes. I’d like to give you a short reading based on your exact date of birth. Call 1900 950 020.
gemini May 21 – Jun 20
Will you win the lottery with a coin recently spent on a single ticket? Why ask your astrologer such a question? You may as well just wait until the draw is held. Will you win if you borrow all the money you can and buy a thousand tickets? Again, there is no point in asking me. You know the answer already. It is a dumb idea! If you are going to ask me anything at all, surely it is ‘ what will the winning numbers be?’ But then, if I could tell you that, why would I be sitting here telling you this? Ask the right question - of the right people - today. I’d like to give you a short reading based on your exact date of birth. Call 1900 950 020.
leo Jul 22 – Aug 22
You want the best, don’t you? The cosmos wants this for you too, doesn’t it? Strangely, the only people who ever feel inclined to answer that second question in the negative, are the ones who would also tend to refute the prior proposition. It surely isn’t fair to accuse the universe of an unfair conspiracy and imagine that it secretly plots to engineer our downfall. The very worst, we might assume, is that it has a degree of ambivalence - and that which sits on the fence can always be nudged! Give positive fate a gentle push today. I’d like to give you a short reading based on your exact date of birth. Call 1900 950 020.
libra Sep 23 - Oct 22
Do we all have a perverse ability to take pleasure in pain? Don’t we all indulge in activities that bring us no enjoyment other, perhaps, than what enjoyment we can find in complaining about how little we are enjoying ourselves? Think, for example, about smoking. Why does anyone ever want to do that, far less develop a helpless addiction to such an unsatisfactory experience? Sometimes too, we like being angry or resentful about stupid situations. Yet this is never good for us, either. A great letting go can happen now. I’d like to give you a short reading based on your exact date of birth. Call 1900 950 020.
sagittarius Nov 20 - Dec 20
Magnanimously minded people rarely look at others and envisage them as meanspirited. Yet hard- hearted, cold, closed characters, find it equally hard to imagine that anyone else’s trusting, happy- go- lucky attitude can possibly be sincere. ‘ Even if it is,’ they figure, ‘ it is a sign of stupidity.’ Thus an unfortunate chasm often opens between life’s optimists and life’s pessimists, with both sides adamantly insisting that only they are the ‘ realists’. Even if you feel you can bridge such a gap now, do it carefully, lest you lose your footing. I’d like to give you a short reading based on your exact date of birth. Call 1900 950 020.
aquarius Jan 20 - Feb 17
You are good at what you do but you may not be the only person who can do it. You are also good at being who you are. In this regard, at least, you are unique. Surprisingly often, we confuse what we do with who we are. We often ask, in moments of social introduction, ‘ Where do you live? And how do you fill your time?’ We then use the information that this elicits as the basis of a judgement that we silently, secretly, form about the other person. Resist, today, the urge to define what can’t be changed by what can be changed. I’d like to give you a short reading based on your exact date of birth. Call 1900 950 020.
taurus Apr 20 – May 20
When in Rome, do as the Romans do.’ So goes the old saying. But don’t the Romans have a somewhat worrying tradition of inconsistency? Once, they threw Christians to the lions. A while later, they were establishing the church and creating popes. Careful consideration should now be given to the idea that it might be wise to emulate anyone else’s example. Perhaps, in the past, they have only done what seemed appropriate at the time and there may yet come a point in the future where they regret this. Dial in your date of birth for your spookily accurate Moon- sign forecast: 1900 950 020.
cancer Jun 21 – Jul 21
If you think you know what someone else will say, why bother talking to them? If you are correct to anticipate a negative response, it may make more sense to leave the subject alone. Then at least you won’t have to hear what you don’t want to hear. And if you confidently expect them to say something good, you can probably just as confidently expect that they will say this without prompting. The point of any exchange now, is to elicit information that you don’t already have. When you get it, you may like it! Dial in your date of birth for your spookily accurate Moon- sign forecast: 1900 950 020.
virgo Aug 23 - Sep 22
Some so- called experts claim that the secret of eternal life involves exploring ways in which time can be made to slow down almost to the point where it stands still. That fits with what has come to be my own understanding. But we must take care. One thing that can drag on interminably, making us feel as if our whole life has ground to a halt, is worry! Yet, even if it were part of the recipe for immortality, who would want to live forever in such a state? Let yours go today. You won’t, I promise, be sacrificing any other advantage. Dial in your date of birth for your spookily accurate Moon- sign forecast: 1900 950 020.
scorpio Oct 23 - Nov 21
It is one thing to know what you want, another to know how to get it. Some might argue that without the latter, the former is worthless. But if you don’t know how to get what you want, at least you are open to being shown an answer. Worse, by far, is to feel that you know how to get it but you can also see how there is absolutely no way to make this happen. The right kind of uncertainty here, as in so many other areas of life, is so much better than the wrong kind of certainty. Be wary of growing too fixed and focused today. Dial in your date of birth for your spookily accurate Moon- sign forecast: 1900 950 020.
capricorn Dec 2 1 - Jan 19
‘ If you fail to plan, you plan to fail.’ Or so some folk say. It may be a wise aphorism up to a point, but it is misleading. Some eventualities simply can’t be planned for; moments of challenge that are best met with spontaneity and inspiration. Planning for everything can result in accomplishing nothing, for there is always another possibility to foresee, no matter how remote. Could your current situation have been anticipated? Perhaps - perhaps not. All that matters is that you are still in time to deal with it well. Dial in your date of birth for your spookily accurate Moon- sign forecast: 1900 950 020.
pisces Feb 18 - Mar 19
I have been asked to pass on a letter from the manager of your local branch of Leprechauns R Us. After the usual salutations (‘ top of the morning’ and other traditional colloquialisms), it explains how, when you last saw a rainbow, your eyes inadvertently fell upon the actual ending place and, as all pots of gold have had to be surrendered to the European Central Bank in order to help with the crisis in Greece, you have been issued instead with a 24- hour guard of little people. Be careful what you wish for today! Dial in your date of birth for your spookily accurate Moon- sign forecast: 1900 950 020.