Zo­diac fore­casts

Gam­blers and statis­ti­cians ( hope­fully) agree about one point. If there’s a con­sis­tent 50/ 50 chance of some­thing hap­pen­ing or not hap­pen­ing, there’s no great pre­dic­tive rule. The ma­jor­ity of us are ( hope­fully) nei­ther gam­blers nor statis­ti­cians. We woul

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aries Mar 20 – Apr 19

Those who cam­paign for a fairer world, are keen to point out that there is enough food on this earth to feed us all. But most is wasted. To con­trol prof­its and prices, key com­modi­ties are of­ten de­stroyed. Scarcity has an im­pact on price. Rel­a­tive rar­ity af­fects value. But we should not as­sume that ap­par­ent unattain­abil­ity amounts to proof of non- ex­is­tence. Your cur­rent strong de­sire for an ex­pe­ri­ence is not a sug­ges­tion that you will never have this. Rather, it is sim­ply a de­vice to help you savour suc­cess when it comes. I’d like to give you a short read­ing based on your ex­act date of birth. Call 1900 950 020.

gemini May 21 – Jun 20

Will you win the lot­tery with a coin re­cently spent on a sin­gle ticket? Why ask your as­trologer such a ques­tion? You may as well just wait un­til the draw is held. Will you win if you bor­row all the money you can and buy a thou­sand tick­ets? Again, there is no point in ask­ing me. You know the an­swer al­ready. It is a dumb idea! If you are go­ing to ask me any­thing at all, surely it is ‘ what will the win­ning num­bers be?’ But then, if I could tell you that, why would I be sit­ting here telling you this? Ask the right ques­tion - of the right peo­ple - to­day. I’d like to give you a short read­ing based on your ex­act date of birth. Call 1900 950 020.

leo Jul 22 – Aug 22

You want the best, don’t you? The cos­mos wants this for you too, doesn’t it? Strangely, the only peo­ple who ever feel in­clined to an­swer that sec­ond ques­tion in the neg­a­tive, are the ones who would also tend to re­fute the prior propo­si­tion. It surely isn’t fair to ac­cuse the uni­verse of an un­fair con­spir­acy and imag­ine that it se­cretly plots to en­gi­neer our down­fall. The very worst, we might as­sume, is that it has a de­gree of am­biva­lence - and that which sits on the fence can al­ways be nudged! Give pos­i­tive fate a gen­tle push to­day. I’d like to give you a short read­ing based on your ex­act date of birth. Call 1900 950 020.

libra Sep 23 - Oct 22

Do we all have a per­verse abil­ity to take plea­sure in pain? Don’t we all in­dulge in ac­tiv­i­ties that bring us no en­joy­ment other, per­haps, than what en­joy­ment we can find in com­plain­ing about how lit­tle we are en­joy­ing our­selves? Think, for ex­am­ple, about smok­ing. Why does any­one ever want to do that, far less de­velop a help­less ad­dic­tion to such an un­sat­is­fac­tory ex­pe­ri­ence? Some­times too, we like be­ing an­gry or re­sent­ful about stupid sit­u­a­tions. Yet this is never good for us, ei­ther. A great let­ting go can hap­pen now. I’d like to give you a short read­ing based on your ex­act date of birth. Call 1900 950 020.

sagittarius Nov 20 - Dec 20

Mag­nan­i­mously minded peo­ple rarely look at oth­ers and en­vis­age them as mean­spir­ited. Yet hard- hearted, cold, closed char­ac­ters, find it equally hard to imag­ine that any­one else’s trust­ing, happy- go- lucky at­ti­tude can pos­si­bly be sin­cere. ‘ Even if it is,’ they fig­ure, ‘ it is a sign of stu­pid­ity.’ Thus an un­for­tu­nate chasm of­ten opens be­tween life’s op­ti­mists and life’s pes­simists, with both sides adamantly in­sist­ing that only they are the ‘ re­al­ists’. Even if you feel you can bridge such a gap now, do it care­fully, lest you lose your foot­ing. I’d like to give you a short read­ing based on your ex­act date of birth. Call 1900 950 020.

aquarius Jan 20 - Feb 17

You are good at what you do but you may not be the only per­son who can do it. You are also good at be­ing who you are. In this re­gard, at least, you are unique. Sur­pris­ingly of­ten, we con­fuse what we do with who we are. We of­ten ask, in mo­ments of so­cial in­tro­duc­tion, ‘ Where do you live? And how do you fill your time?’ We then use the in­for­ma­tion that this elic­its as the ba­sis of a judge­ment that we si­lently, se­cretly, form about the other per­son. Re­sist, to­day, the urge to de­fine what can’t be changed by what can be changed. I’d like to give you a short read­ing based on your ex­act date of birth. Call 1900 950 020.

taurus Apr 20 – May 20

When in Rome, do as the Ro­mans do.’ So goes the old say­ing. But don’t the Ro­mans have a some­what wor­ry­ing tra­di­tion of in­con­sis­tency? Once, they threw Chris­tians to the li­ons. A while later, they were es­tab­lish­ing the church and cre­at­ing popes. Care­ful con­sid­er­a­tion should now be given to the idea that it might be wise to em­u­late any­one else’s ex­am­ple. Per­haps, in the past, they have only done what seemed ap­pro­pri­ate at the time and there may yet come a point in the fu­ture where they re­gret this. Dial in your date of birth for your spook­ily ac­cu­rate Moon- sign fore­cast: 1900 950 020.

cancer Jun 21 – Jul 21

If you think you know what some­one else will say, why bother talk­ing to them? If you are cor­rect to an­tic­i­pate a neg­a­tive re­sponse, it may make more sense to leave the sub­ject alone. Then at least you won’t have to hear what you don’t want to hear. And if you con­fi­dently ex­pect them to say some­thing good, you can prob­a­bly just as con­fi­dently ex­pect that they will say this with­out prompt­ing. The point of any ex­change now, is to elicit in­for­ma­tion that you don’t al­ready have. When you get it, you may like it! Dial in your date of birth for your spook­ily ac­cu­rate Moon- sign fore­cast: 1900 950 020.

virgo Aug 23 - Sep 22

Some so- called ex­perts claim that the se­cret of eter­nal life in­volves ex­plor­ing ways in which time can be made to slow down al­most to the point where it stands still. That fits with what has come to be my own un­der­stand­ing. But we must take care. One thing that can drag on in­ter­minably, mak­ing us feel as if our whole life has ground to a halt, is worry! Yet, even if it were part of the recipe for im­mor­tal­ity, who would want to live for­ever in such a state? Let yours go to­day. You won’t, I prom­ise, be sac­ri­fic­ing any other ad­van­tage. Dial in your date of birth for your spook­ily ac­cu­rate Moon- sign fore­cast: 1900 950 020.

scorpio Oct 23 - Nov 21

It is one thing to know what you want, another to know how to get it. Some might ar­gue that with­out the lat­ter, the former is worth­less. But if you don’t know how to get what you want, at least you are open to be­ing shown an an­swer. Worse, by far, is to feel that you know how to get it but you can also see how there is ab­so­lutely no way to make this hap­pen. The right kind of un­cer­tainty here, as in so many other ar­eas of life, is so much bet­ter than the wrong kind of cer­tainty. Be wary of grow­ing too fixed and fo­cused to­day. Dial in your date of birth for your spook­ily ac­cu­rate Moon- sign fore­cast: 1900 950 020.

capricorn Dec 2 1 - Jan 19

‘ If you fail to plan, you plan to fail.’ Or so some folk say. It may be a wise apho­rism up to a point, but it is mis­lead­ing. Some even­tu­al­i­ties sim­ply can’t be planned for; mo­ments of chal­lenge that are best met with spon­tane­ity and in­spi­ra­tion. Plan­ning for ev­ery­thing can re­sult in ac­com­plish­ing noth­ing, for there is al­ways another pos­si­bil­ity to fore­see, no mat­ter how re­mote. Could your cur­rent sit­u­a­tion have been an­tic­i­pated? Per­haps - per­haps not. All that mat­ters is that you are still in time to deal with it well. Dial in your date of birth for your spook­ily ac­cu­rate Moon- sign fore­cast: 1900 950 020.

pisces Feb 18 - Mar 19

I have been asked to pass on a let­ter from the man­ager of your lo­cal branch of Leprechauns R Us. Af­ter the usual salu­ta­tions (‘ top of the morn­ing’ and other tra­di­tional col­lo­qui­alisms), it ex­plains how, when you last saw a rain­bow, your eyes in­ad­ver­tently fell upon the ac­tual end­ing place and, as all pots of gold have had to be sur­ren­dered to the Euro­pean Cen­tral Bank in or­der to help with the cri­sis in Greece, you have been is­sued in­stead with a 24- hour guard of lit­tle peo­ple. Be care­ful what you wish for to­day! Dial in your date of birth for your spook­ily ac­cu­rate Moon- sign fore­cast: 1900 950 020.

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