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aries Mar 20 – Apr 19 Sales pro­fes­sion­als use ba­sic hu­man psy­chol­ogy. If your po­ten­tial cus­tomer isn’t sure that they want to make a pur­chase, show them some­body else who is happy with what they have bought. Once their doubt has turned to de­sire, they may wa­ver on the price. Then, of­fer a dis­count, say that it is for a lim­ited time and sug­gest that if they aren’t quick, some­one else will seize the chance that could have been theirs. Are you now play­ing a trick like this on your­self? If there is some­thing you re­ally want, just strive for it to­day. Dial in your date of birth for your spook­ily ac­cu­rate Moon- sign forecast: 1900 950 020.

gemini May 21 – Jun 20 Is there any point in con­sult­ing your astrologer? Has he not al­ready told you not to trou­ble him with trivia and then re­fused to help you with the lottery? That’s a lot of neg­a­tiv­ity, and the week is only half over. Ah, but you are a per­sis­tent Gemini and there is one par­tic­u­lar an­swer, to one par­tic­u­lar ques­tion, that you are ex­ceed­ingly keen to at­tain. May I ask, ‘ what is your own opin­ion about this mat­ter?’ Fo­cus on what you feel is your most pos­i­tive prog­no­sis? If such an out­come seems even half rea­son­able, it may yet oc­cur. Dial in your date of birth for your spook­ily ac­cu­rate Moon- sign forecast: 1900 950 020.

leo Jul 22 – Aug 22 Yesterday we asked if the cos­mos has an opin­ion about the kind of life we ought to live. Many be­lieve the uni­verse would like us all to lead happy lives. But some say, ‘ it all de­pends on how we be­have.’ They think that we have to earn the re­ward of heav­enly sup­port or it will not be granted. Now that is a very big as­sump­tion. Na­ture does not judge - any­one or any­thing. Nor, if we are wise, do we. If you must reach any judge­ment at all to­day, judge your­self to be de­serv­ing of ce­les­tial sup­port, and you will yet get it. Dial in your date of birth for your spook­ily ac­cu­rate Moon- sign forecast: 1900 950 020.

libra Sep 23 - Oct 22 From an early age, we are sub­jected to ex­pe­ri­ences that bring us lit­tle or no plea­sure. We soon learn that if we don’t find a way to ‘ put up and shut up’, we may end up en­dur­ing what we are not en­joy­ing for even longer. Per­haps this is what gives us our strange ca­pac­ity to ac­cept the un­ac­cept­able, and to keep up in­ex­pli­ca­bly un­re­ward­ing habits. But it isn’t al­ways good for us to carry on do­ing what isn’t al­ways so good for us! Once in a while, we have to turn around and say ‘ right, that’s it. Time for a change!’ This is one of those times. Dial in your date of birth for your spook­ily ac­cu­rate Moon- sign forecast: 1900 950 020.

sagittarius Nov 20 - Dec 20 I may not agree with what you say but I will fight to the death to pro­tect your en­ti­tle­ment to say it.’ So said Voltaire, defin­ing the prin­ci­ple of free speech that still lies at the heart of democ­racy. This res­onates well with Sagit­tar­i­ans, who are pas­sion­ate in their pur­suit of can­dour. You prob­a­bly don’t want me to say, to­day, that you should be care­ful about what you say - and to whom. Well, okay then, I won’t say it. That’s ap­pro­pri­ate too, be­cause if you are fol­low­ing any­one’s or­ders but your own, you won’t stick to them! Dial in your date of birth for your spook­ily ac­cu­rate Moon- sign forecast: 1900 950 020.

aquarius Jan 20 - Feb 17 There is a dif­fer­ence be­tween ‘ who you are’ and ‘ what you are’. Yet it is a dis­tinc­tion that we too easily over­look. The lat­ter is a tem­po­rary state, a re­sult of cir­cum­stance or hap­pen­stance. In so far as this may be linked to some choice that we have made, it can be par­tially ar­gued that ‘ what we are’ is a re­sult ( or at least a by- prod­uct) of ‘ who we are’. But if ‘ what we are’ is hun­gry, we can eat and if ‘ what we are’ is tired, we can sleep. You can’t ( and surely wouldn’t want to) change ‘ who you are’ to­day. But ‘ what you are’ can al­ter, if need be. Dial in your date of birth for your spook­ily ac­cu­rate Moon- sign forecast: 1900 950 020. taurus Apr 20 – May 20 ‘ Rome wasn’t built in a day.’ So goes the old say­ing. And if that was true in the time of pil­lars, por­ti­cos and pavil­ions, it is even more of a tru­ism with re­gard to the mod­ern con­struc­tion in­dus­try. We may be able to make things faster but we have lost the art of clas­sic de­sign. This brings us to to­day’s dilemma. Do you want some­thing to hap­pen quickly, or do you want a process to be com­pleted to the high­est pos­si­ble stan­dard? A ‘ bit of both’ may well be the right an­swer but it should be a know­ing, con­scious, com­pro­mise. I’d like to give you a short read­ing based on your ex­act date of birth. Call 1900 950 020.

can­cer Jun 21 – Jul 21 What am I go­ing to tell you to­day? You prob­a­bly know al­ready. I am tempted, in­deed, to get the pub­lish­ers to leave the rest of the space blank. Then you can just fill it up with your own words. But just be­fore I make such an un­con­ven­tional move, here is a ques­tion. Will you like the pre­dic­tion that you write for your­self? Will it please you to read it? Will you come away inspired and up­lifted or merely feel­ing that your worst sus­pi­cions have been con­firmed? Aha! That’s why I write them for you! No such bad news awaits you to­day. I’d like to give you a short read­ing based on your ex­act date of birth. Call 1900 950 020.

virgo Aug 23 - Sep 22 A small amount of ra­dioac­tive waste can tar­nish a vast land­mass. And a small amount of worry can pol­lute the en­tire ocean of our in­tel­li­gence. It is toxic stuff. We even have to be care­ful of how we dis­pose of it. If we get too close to the source of a cause for con­cern and then ac­ci­den­tally mis­han­dle the mat­ter, we can in­ad­ver­tently dam­age our­selves! Don, to­day, the pro­tec­tive suit of faith and ig­nore the tick­ing of the geiger­counter of fear. Quickly and with con­fi­dence, deal with a tricky sit­u­a­tion - then think no more of it. I’d like to give you a short read­ing based on your ex­act date of birth. Call 1900 950 020.

scorpio Oct 23 - Nov 21 We don’t vote for in­de­ci­sive politi­cians. That is a shame. Of­ten the ones who think they know all the an­swers, only turn out to know all the wrong ones. Those who don’t know are at least open to mak­ing dis­cov­er­ies. The ‘ don’t knows’ are also pro­tected from another kind of un­pleas­ant ex­pe­ri­ence. The feel­ing you get when you felt ab­so­lutely sure of some­thing and then found out, to your hor­ror and amaze­ment, that you were wrong! To­day’s recog­ni­tion of what you don’t know, will yet lead to to­mor­row’s price­less rev­e­la­tion. I’d like to give you a short read­ing based on your ex­act date of birth. Call 1900 950 020.

capricorn Dec 2 1 - Jan 19 The world is surely a won­der­ful place but some things within it are much eas­ier to ap­pre­ci­ate than oth­ers. We can all be glad of sun­shine but, un­less we have lived with a drought for a long time, we may not be so quick to welcome rain. We like leisure and dis­like pres­sure. Yet there are times when only a bout of in­tense ac­tiv­ity is likely to cre­ate the mo­men­tum nec­es­sary to ef­fect a de­sir­able change. You may not be en­am­oured of ev­ery as­pect of an un­fold­ing drama but in essence, it is the right thing hap­pen­ing at the right time. I’d like to give you a short read­ing based on your ex­act date of birth. Call 1900 950 020.

pisces Feb 18 - Mar 19 What, to some, are elves and faerie folk, are known to oth­ers as nymphs and nereids. Lit­tle peo­ple with mag­i­cal pow­ers whose ex­is­tence is ei­ther ( depend­ing on who you talk to), a mat­ter of fact - or a fan­tasy. Do you and I, col­lec­tive co- cre­ators of this col­umn, se­ri­ously in­tend to start doubt­ing the rel­e­vance of such crea­tures? Why, we may as well ques­tion whether astrology works! Both are, in their own way, as real as any­thing in this world has a right be called real. And you will yet get help from such ethe­real sources to­day. I’d like to give you a short read­ing based on your ex­act date of birth. Call 1900 950 020.

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